just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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