The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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