seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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