Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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