She's JV to your varsity
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
