waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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