Your tits are I can't wait for
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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