He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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