Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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