literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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