We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
