My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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