He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I am naked and annoyed.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
