He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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