i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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