AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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