i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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