i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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