Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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