weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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