Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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