he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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