she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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