um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Randomize
