I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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