Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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