i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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