I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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