It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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