just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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