yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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