ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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