did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
