Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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