Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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