Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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