Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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