its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
did i walk over a car last night?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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