Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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