I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
did i just pee glitter
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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