This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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