the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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