he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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