I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
