I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You can make out without kissing
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