btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
