Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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