Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Randomize
