ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I just found a bag of teeth...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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