I never want to see another naked old woman again.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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